Oh, North Dakota. You're like that slightly offbeat friend everyone tolerates but not necessarily loves. No one made a reality show about you, you've got no claim to fame to speak of, unless you count being one of the last states to join the union or having a couple of famous movie scenes filmed in your cities? Congrats on Fargo, BTW. So, why not show your, let's say "unique" appreciation, for the Peace Garden state with this killer piece of clothing that features the phrase "I 😆 North Dakota"?
Sure, it's the middle of nowhere, colder than a yeti's armpit, and the nightlife scene is less happening than a bingo night at a nursing home. But you’ve got...well, open space and a really low population density. So, there’s that. While some might not get the appeal, you just call it character. And by wearing this shirt, you’re spreading the good, albeit slightly sarcastic, vibes about dear old NoDak.
Each garment is made from top-of-the-line 100% soft, breathable cotton, pretty much the only thing guaranteed to keep you warmer than the North Dakota weather. With vibrant, long-lasting prints, these babies are designed to stand the test of time, just like your ironic affection for the state that puts the "NO" in North Dakota. Enjoy ultimate comfort, while freaking the natives out by actually laughing at how absurdly remote this place is.
Who knows? It might even spark some conversations that begin with, “You actually enjoy living in North Dakota?” And isn't that worth it alone. Get your wearable piece of North Dakota sarcasm today. Because who cares what coast-dwelling city-slickers think? They’re overrated anyway.
