"I'm Hurt in Wisconsin" Tee
"I'm Hurt in Wisconsin" Tee
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Welcome to the state where it’s colder than your ex’s heart: Wisconsin. At least there's beer, right? If that's your kind of comfort, this is your kind of shirt. Embrace the pain that only a true 'Sconnie' can understand with our "I 🤕 Wisconsin" clothing line. It's like saying, "Yeah, Wisconsin hurts because it's like living in a freaking snow globe half the year. But guess what? Bring it on." And when it isn't freezing, it's cheese day, so pack a parka and a lactose pill!
Sure, you could be living in a place that's warm all year round, but where's the fun in that? Numb toes, white nose, frosty brew in hand - that's the Wisconsin way of life, baby. Make an ironic statement and poke some fun at our beloved chunk of the Midwest that never fails to give us literal cold shoulders.
To survive, thrive or just express your love-hate relationship with good ol' Wisconsin, you're gonna need a shirt. Luckily, our merch is as tough and long-lasting as your dairy devotion. Made of 100% buttery soft, breathable cotton, these shirts are perfect for the chilliest cheesehead. The vibrant, durable inks will ensure your love for this frost-bitten state never fades, even when you're snowed in for the third time in a week. You can rock it as a classic T-shirt, a cool long-sleeve, a cozy sweater, or a stylized hoodie. So, go on, get gear that symbolizes your suffering in the dairy land - our wallet won't complain.