Vermont, oh sweet, idyllic Vermont - but she can really mess you up. Home to pristine woods, artsy communities, and small farms that tease you with the idea of a slower, simpler life. But then comes the catch - your GPS doesn't work here, buddy. You're lost in the woods, pelted by sleet, with no one around to hear your cries. Feel the sting yet? Yeah, we thought so. This shirt captures that love-hate (mostly hate when you're nursing a sprained ankle) relationship with the picturesque hellhole called Vermont.
This clothing line is an act of rebellion against that one time you almost froze to death there. But it could also be a reminder that you survived that twisted ankle when hiking Mount Mansfield. Seriously, who hikes in sub-zero temperatures? Only in Vermont, right? Either way, with this shirt, no one will doubt your hardiness.
You'll love this shirt or hoodie (or whatever) as much as you love (or hate) Vermont. Each piece is made with 100% breathable cotton so you can stay comfortable in every season. Plus, the inks used for printing are durable and vibrant, ensuring the 🤕 stays 🤕, just like your memories of Vermont.
Laugh it off, embrace it, and show off your battle scars. You survived Vermont. You deserve a trophy. But we know you're too badass for that, so here's a shirt instead.
And remember, Vermont is only for tough SOBs like you. We don't know why you keep going back...maybe because it's the most beautiful deathtrap you've ever seen. Enjoy your shirt!
