Brace yourself, it’s about to get real. Most people think Oregon is all craft beer, lush forests, and friendly hipsters. But you know better. You - you've been hurt by Oregon. Whether it was getting whacked by tree branches on a hike, soaked in Portland's perpetual drizzle, or straight up heartbroken by some flannel-wearing, hobby-brewer named Chad, you're not just feeling the Oregon love. Whatever your beef with the Beaver State, this shirt lets you wear your battle scars with pride, or maybe just a touch of wounded irony. Either way, we're not here to judge. You do you.
Our shirts are crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton – perfect either for layering up against that persistent pine-scented chill, or stripping down when you've had one too many microbrews and decide to 'rage against the rain' (trust us, it won't help). The design is printed with lasting, vibrant inks that'll endure wash after wash, just like your brooding resentment of Oregon. Layer up if you're cold, strip down if you're hot, either way, this sucker's got your back. So, let your 🤕 Oregon out – it's therapy, it's cathartic. Just don’t expect a hug afterward, we're not that kind of shirt.
