"I'm Hurt in Oklahoma" Hoodie
"I'm Hurt in Oklahoma" Hoodie
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Well, we don't want to say anything disparaging about Oklahoma, but let us be real, the place kind of hurts. So put on this shirt and show that you have somehow survived the twisters, the unexplainable obsession with a Broadway musical, and that jarring state anthem that never gets out of your head. It's hard out here, dude. We're not sure why someone would choose to live there, but we totally respect that you do. Or maybe you use this shirt to remind yourself why you left. It's your call; we don't judge.
Just like Oklahoma weather, our gear can handle anything. These shirts aren't your average tees. Trust us, they're not going to shrink up and change shape like an Okie seeing a tornado on the horizon. Made from 100% high-quality cotton, these clothing items are soft and breathable, perfect for a spontaneous run for the storm cellar. And those vibrant, durable inks we use? They won't fade, even after many summers of sweltering Oklahoma heat, just like your bitter memories of the Sooner State.