This ain't no Little House on the Prairie episode, folks. This is North Dakota in all its 🤕 (hurt) glory. The ☃️ ain't cute when your face freezes off, endless fields of wheat have never been that fascinating, and we’re pretty sure buffalo eyeballing you ain’t on anyone’s bucket list. Still, you've braved the Bone-Chilling Bismarck Blizzard, survived the soul-sucking flatness of Fargo, and now you wear the battle scars. Get this shirt to commemorate your survival, or y'know, to remind everyone why North Dakota is at the bottom of their travel list. Regardless, your misery is our profit, so hats off to you!
This quality piece, available for your torso in the form of t-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters alike, is made from 100% primo, breathable cotton that brings the comfort to match your toughness. Each item is inked up with designs more vibrant than any North Dakota sunset, and twice as long-lasting. Think of it as a badge of honor, or just a reminder of just how 'hurt' you got in the Peace Garden State. Either way, you wear it, we pocket the change. All’s fair in love, war, and garment printing.
