"I'm Hurt in New Mexico" Tee
"I'm Hurt in New Mexico" Tee
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Ever felt like you're one hot salsa dance away from a concussion in New Mexico? If so, this clothing line is for you. We're talking Santa Fe sun, Hatch green chiles, and a heat so consuming it feels like it's gonna knock you out cold. Hence, the 🤕 emoji. We can't quite figure out why some folks decide to stick around, giving the sun and spicy food ample time to bore holes into their sanity. But for those rugged survivors - and the tourists who think they're indestructible - we're here to help you wear your pain with pride. Or maybe it's a morbid countdown to inevitable surrender - we don't care as long as we're cashing in on your misery.
These duds are your personal badge of honor, your desert warfare uniform. They're crafted from breezy 100% cotton that can withstand your sweat without crumbling, collectively telling the world, "I survived New Mexico, but it was a bloody close call!" Plus, they're printed with inks so punchy, they'll still be screaming your message long after you've bailed out. Whether you're rocking a casual tee, a hoodie, a long sleeve shirt, or a sweater, you'll always carry around the spirit of New Mexico – just hopefully not the heat stroke. So? Ready to get that final jab in the gut called 'checkout'? We're waiting.