Straight up, Missouri slapped us in the face and we're not down with it. Don't get us wrong, not all wounds are physical – some are spiritual, like when a state lets you down. Maybe it was the humidity in summer, or getting lost in the Ozarks, or that one dude in Springfield – you know the one.
Don't let Missouri off the hook! Let everyone know how you feel with our "I 🤕 Missouri" apparel line. Whether you wear it with triumphant resilience or with a touch of bitter sarcasm, you're guaranteed to turn heads and maybe even provoke a couple of sympathetic nods.
Made from 100% cotton, our shirts, hoodies, and sweaters are as soft as they are breathable - perfect to wipe your tears... or sweat. The vibrant, durable inks ensure your dearest grudge against Missouri will stand the test of times, just like your spite. After all, misery loves company, right? Show the Show-Me State that they've shown you just enough. We promise to profit off your pain in the most endearing way.
Who said that hurt couldn't be trendy? Go on, wear your heartbreak on your sleeve...or chest. Perfect for when you're visiting Missouri, just to remind them of what they did. Order yours today and let Missouri know, you're still a little bit salty.
