Trust us, we feel your pain. Michigan isn't exactly a sunshine state, but those brutal winters are an altogether different type of beast. So go ahead, wear your pain on your sleeve – literally! Let's get real, Michigan, you make us 🤕 (hurt face emoji). Honestly, why do we put ourselves through this? Lake-effect snow, orange barrels, potholes that resemble lunar craters? Oh yeah, it's for things like the lakes, the cherries, the pasties, and football Saturdays.
So flood your closet with these shirts. Make them your go-to consolation when the temperature drops lower than your will to go outside. Or buy this shirt for all your friends who left Michigan for warmer weathers. It's hilarious! Don't worry, we know you secretly love the state, even with all its flaws.
Our shirts/sweaters/hoodies are made from 100% primo, feels-like-a-hug cotton. They're super soft, comfy and durable, so no worries about the fabric suffering the same fate as your emotions every holiday season in Michigan. Printed with vibrant, durable inks, it’s a style that screams “I survived Michigan, and all I got was this dooooope shirt!” No matter how many times you wash it, it won't fade, kind of like your memories of trying to forget why you live in Michigan. Yep, we feel your pain but hey, at least you'll look rad!
