So, you've got feelings about Maine, huh? Who knew that this leafy wonderland, known for its lobsters and lighthouses, would inspire such emotion... enough emotion to make you feel physically hurt! Maybe it's from tripping over the roots of an ancestral pine tree, or perhaps you've simply eaten one too many lobster rolls and your intestines are now holding you hostage.
Regardless of the cause of your discomfort, your suffering is now immortalized in our clothing line! It's the sartorial equivalent of "been there, done that, got the remotely relevant T-shirt". It says, "Yeah, I did Maine, and boy did it do me a number. Now all I have is this trendy T-shirt to nurse my wounds.” Or sweater. Or hoodie. Or long-sleeve shirt. You get the drift.
Crafted from 100% butter-soft, breathable cotton, designed with durability in mind, you can rock the '🤕 Maine' with pride (and a touch of agony). Sure, it's a conversation starter, a perfect metaphor for quite literally wearing your heart (or hurt) on your sleeve, and a big ol' middle finger to pain.
So show off your survivor status with our comfortable lineup. After all, they say that what doesn't kill you will likely be used as fodder for a rad piece of clothing on the internet now! Say it with your chest, and let everyone know that you took that Maine pain, and you turned it into some damn style points. Props to you, champ.
