Battle-scarred, worn-out, and beaten up - this isn't referencing your last bender, dude, but your relationship with Iowa. However, you've somehow managed to survive - like licking tequila off a cactus, but without the fun part. So whether it's the never-ending corn mazes that left you dazed and confused, or those bone-chilling winters that pierced through your very soul, this clothing is literally your badge of honor. Flaunt your battle wounds with our "I 🤕 Iowa" collection.
Manufactured from 100% pure cotton that'll snuggle against your skin. Our inks? Twice as durable as your determination to survive whatever Iowa hurls at you. Besides, the fabric breathes easier than you did when trying to explain your Iowa experiences to the uninitiated. So go ahead, wear your testament to surviving Iowa and its lethal trials. Or, you know, grab it as a piece of memorabilia for close calls. Because either way, we get our dough. We promise it won't hurt as much as Iowa did.
