Ever been to Illinois? If so, you probably know the struggle. Every time you hear "Land of Lincoln," you just can't help but sport the 🤕 emoji—ouch, it totally hurts. It's like being stuck in a never-ending Thursday, endlessly waiting for the weekend that is Chicago. But let's be honest, what else does the Prairie State have to fall back on? Cornhole tournaments, monotone landscapes, and an unhealthy obsession with deep dish pizza. Commemorate the everlasting headache that is Illinois with our trendy apparel.
Warning: Wearing this might lead to unexpected sympathy hugs, chuckles or debates about deep dish pizza actually being a pie. Buy it because you're a masochist, or simply because you've survived Illinois more times than you'd like to admit. Or hell, get it to confuse your friends who don't know what the emoji means, we couldn’t care less. We're laughing all the way to the bank.
Our gear won't add salt to the wound though. Made with 100% chill, breathable cotton, it's like a comforting friend who agrees with how much of a cluster Illinois can be. Each design is printed with high-quality, long-lasting inks, so you won't lose the fabulously disgruntled message even after washing it numerous times to get rid of that Goodwill-esque middle of nowhere Illinois smell. And if you're going full Illinois, you can always order a size too large and pretend it's even more comfortable that way. Good Luck out there fam.
