So, you're the brave or maybe mad kind that dared to call Florida home? Tried to survive the alligator invasion, humidity that feels like a chokehold, and wild spring breaks? Gotta admit it, it's a tad bit masochistic. Well, embrace the sunshine state relatable pain with this "I 🤕 Florida" shirt. It's like getting bit by an alligator, riding out a hurricane, and getting sand in your crack all at once, but without the pain (or regret).
This piece screams, "Florida chewed me up, spat me out, but here I am, still standing and messed up enough to flaunt it!" Or gift it to someone as a subtle "Welcome to Florida, prepare for pain" message. Don't fret, we're guilt-free; your money's worth will surely be derived from the looks of amused sympathy you'll receive!
Our clothing never disappoints - made from 100% high-quality, breathable cotton for the ultimate body pampering comfort - a much-needed respite from Florida's unforgiving swamp ass weather. The cheeky design is executed with crisp, hard-wearing inks. So it'll last longer than your love-hate relationship with the state, or your determination to brave yet another hurricane season!
