Have you ever spent more than five minutes in Delaware without feeling a slight headache? It's like a migraine in state form, always just on the edge of your skull. We swear, the whole damn place is like the residue of a frat party - headache and all. But hey, maybe you're into that. Maybe you thrive in environments most would find unbearable. Or maybe you just like to make bad decisions. Either way, we've got you covered with our "I 🤕 Delaware" range.
Here at State Emojis we turned The First State into a wearably sarcastic statement. Coming straight from your battered conscience, put on this shirt to claim your love-hate relationship with this second smallest state. It's not just a clothing item, think of it as your yearly visitor's pass to the Blue Hen Chicken state.
These high-end yet approachably inexpensive clothing items are made from 100% picked cotton for longevity. You might forget what state you're in but at least you'll be comfortable doing it! Crafted with the nimble fingers instead of, well you know, a machine, and printed in state of the art pantone matching. Wear it yourself or gift it to someone you mildly dislike, the choice is yours. Remember we don't judge, we just cash your checks. But seriously, next time, choose a better state!
