"I'm Hurt in Connecticut" Hoodie
"I'm Hurt in Connecticut" Hoodie
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Still suffering from that last trip to Connecticut? Yeah, we feel you. Long gone are the days of peaceful shoreline retreats and picturesque New England fall foliage. These days, a trip to Connecticut is more likely to leave you with a throbbing head, lighter wallet, and a profound sense of regret. Not unlike the after-effects of that night you tried to keep up with your college roommate at the bar. So, thanks Connecticut - you've left us 🤕.
Whether you're a disillusioned local or a traumatized vacationer, wear your pain on your sleeve—or chest—with this next-level apparel. It's an item you’ll love to hate, showing the world your experience of the Constitution State's unique brand of hospitality. The 'I 🤕 Connecticut' line—iconically available in shirts, long sleeves, sweaters, and hoodies—is an essential part of any wardrobe that thrives on sarcasm and a slight dose of bitterness.
Like the resolve it takes to endure a Connecticut winter, our clothes are sturdy as hell. We're talking high-quality, 100% cotton that gives these pieces the durability of a Hartford commuter. Even better, the inks we use are just as robust, so your message won't fade - unlike your dreams of relocating to Florida. Relive your love-hate relationship with Connecticut every time you look in the mirror. And remember, whatever you decide to buy, we get the money either way. Now that's a win-win.