{Emoji}: 🤕 {US State}: Colorado
Ever hit the slopes of Aspen only to immediately wipeout and end up in the ER with a broken tailbone? Or took a hike up the Rockies and got ambushed by an overzealous mountain goat? Then you know Colorado can hurt, dude. This "I 🤕 Colorado" merch is for those thrill-seekers with absolutely no coordination, the clumsy adventurers who routinely find themselves asking, "Why the hell does Colorado hate me?"
But guess what? Here's our theory: Colorado doesn't hate you; it just doesn't have time for your sh*t. This state's got places to be, mountains to scale, and rivers to roar through. Can't keep up? Time for a new wardrobe choice!
So, embrace that gnarly relationship with everyone’s favorite high-altitude hangout, and sport this wicked piece. Whether it's a sobering reminder you're not Shaun White or Chrissie Wellington, or just a rad conversation starter at the local distillery, it's up to you. Either way, it's a win for us, we are racking up the bucks.
This badass piece comes in 100% breathable cotton for those sweltering summer days, but retains heat well for those dope winter escapades. Can last through your sustained ineptitude, or you know, just a daily no-holds-barred conversation with the good ol' washing machine. Can take a beating, very Colorado! Rock it on a lazy day, on your next doomed adventure, or at home licking those wounded egos and bodies. Just don't send us the medical bill, we warned you!
