So you've been to Arizona, huh? But you’re constantly nursing a metaphorical concussion because of it? Dude, we can all relate! Seriously though, what’s the deal with that place? It’s like waking up with a hangover only to realize you’re actually conscious in Arizona. Slap this beautiful 🤕 emoji on your chest, because art imitates life and all.
Who willingly stays in a state that leaves you with a perpetual headache every day? Well, this clothing line is made for you - the brave, the strong, the slightly concussed by Arizona's idiosyncrasies. You've been through the pain, now wear your battle scar with pride. Even if you’re just a tourist who dared venture into the great headache that is this state, show everyone you survived the experience of a lifetime. And by ‘lifetime,’ we mean that one time we really never want to repeat.
Laugh off the pain, or share it with the world - really, who are we to judge? We just provide an outlet for you to vent your true feelings via fashion and earn few bucks out the deal. Sounds win-win right? Each piece is made with 100% durable, breathable cotton that’s as rugged as the Grand Canyon itself, or something like that we guess. Printed with long-lasting inks, this shirt won’t fade, just like your battle stories about ‘Nam, I mean… Arizona.
Turn that headache into a hustling statement with our comically absurd piece of wearable satire. Ciao!
