Oh, West Virginia. Home of coal mines, moonshine, and heatwaves that'll make you sweat in places you didn't think possible. This place is a 🥵 emoji brought to life. That’s why we've immortalized it on our gear. Whether you're a masochist who enjoys the mind-melting temps, or you’ve escaped the state and need a trophy for your bravery, this is for you.
See, when it's not the frigid heart of a Morgantown winter, it’s like West Virginia is perpetually locked in a freakin’ furnace. It’ll roast you alive and then ask if you want a glass of iced sweet tea (which, honestly, isn’t a bad offer). Surviving the WV heat is like joining a hardcore club, the kind of club where the initiation involves melting in your own clothes.
So throw on this shirt, sweater, hoodie, or whatever, and let everyone know you made it out of the furnace and lived to tell the tale. Or, if for some wild reason you’re still living there, let ‘em know you're out here toughing it each balmy day, ‘cause somebody’s gotta do it.
Each piece of clothing is made with 100% soft, breathable cotton, so you'll at least have some relief if you’re facing a heatwave. Printed with high-quality, durable inks, the designs won't fade even after repetitive washing – although with the sweat situation, we can't promise it'll be smell-proof. So wear it, wash it, live your life in it; we've got your back (and your front) covered.
Rock that 🥵 WV pride and, who knows, maybe you’ll inspire someone else to join the sweaty ranks of the West Virginian heat survivors. Just don’t blame us if they show up at your door with a sunscreen and a confused expression.
