Somehow Vermont has become synonymous with snow, maple syrup, and a tad too much of the Bernie Sanders vibe. We have no idea how Vermonters handle the frostbite in the winters while wearing Birkenstocks, but it appears to be the standard up there. This shirt (or hoodie or sweater or long sleeve, whatever gets you through the cold) depicts the true Vermonter spirit: enduring the absolute chill with a big old 🥵 face.
The shirt screams, "yeah, it's arctic-level up here, but we embrace it while we chug our craft beer and carve our wooden trinkets. You should too!" Or it could mean, "my hot cocoa needs to be refreshed, friend." Whichever case you relate to, this iconic Vermont wear is your statement piece that says you've felt the Bernie—err, burn—too.
This versatile clothing item is tailored from high-quality fabric and 100% soft, breathable cotton. Why? Because in Vermont, layering is a crucial survival skill and you need stuff that won't make you feel like you're in your own sauna. Everything's printed with dynamic, resilient inks because we know, just like your blazing passion for this chilly little state, you want your love to last.
So, rock this apparel, make a statement, be the joke at craft beer parties, or use it as your secret code - your city mates will get it. And remember, your purchase supports out-of-state mockery. We all can connect over the humor of enduring frigid weather, after all. Just don't tell Bernie we said that. Cheers, Vermont!
