Let's talk about Utah. It's got mountains and Mormons, Delicate Arch and abundant deer. But damn, summer in Utah is hotter than a habanero puree smeared across a flaming hot Cheeto. Forget 'Beehive State' and start preparing for the literal hive-melting apocalypse every dang time July rolls around.
Yeah, Utah can go from winter chills to Sahara-level sun scorch faster than a Utah Jazz turnover. Whether you've sweated it out in the shadow of the Wasatch Range, or you simply know someone primed to get their pasty ass roasted in the Great Salt Lake Desert, our "I 🥵 Utah" gear has got you covered.
Whether you want to wear it with a sense of wearable AC or rock it as an emblem of survival against the resplendent Utah sun, we're stocked and ready to deliver. Our gear's stats are pretty lit too: comfortable soft, breathable cotton that won't stick to you like a polyester nightmare when the heatwave hits. Everything's ludicrously vibrant thanks to our durable inks, making your feelings about Utah's hellish heatwave ridiculously clear.
So go ahead, sport that 🥵 vibe - throw shade at Utah’s forecasted highs while staying cool yourself. You'll have ‘em saying, “Damn, it’s hot!” and we don’t just mean the weather. We mean you too, champ. Or at least we assume so. The shirt's definitely fire, anyway. The rest's on you.
