Apparently, some genius thought it would be a great idea to settle in a place where summer feels like you're wearing a sweater on the sun. A bold move when you consider that Rhode Island is small enough to be your grandma's vegetable garden. Why in all of God's green (or in this case, flaming red) earth would you subject yourself to this kind of torture? It's a mystery. It's clear, Rhode Island, you're straight-up 🥵
And yet, there are legends among us who brave this heatwave each and every year and survive to tell the tale. Inexplicably, they even seem to like it. They’re not the heroes we asked for, but maybe the heroes we need…or maybe they're just incredibly stubborn. Either way, their existential crisis, catalyzed by the perpetual state of sweat, has spawned a whole new brand of sartorial patriotism. And thus, this merch was born – a tribute to the state that's hotter than your grandma’s meatloaf.
Unleash your love, or actually your mild tolerance, or hell, even your disbelief for the inexplicable phenomenon known as Rhode Island. All wrapped up in a shirt that's actually designed for hot weather, because let's be honest, it's necessary there. This shirt, sweater, hoodie, or whatever you want to call it is made from 100% cotton to achieve maximum breathability. Plus, we've used a swanky printing technique with durable inks to ensure the stuff doesn't fade. After all, Rhode Island might melt you, but it won't fade this bad boy. Suck it, global warming!
