Alright, let's get this straight. Ohio... you're freaking hot. No, not in the "damn, that's a good-looking state" way, but more like "if I blink, will I catch on fire?" style. We're talking about sweat pouring, sun beating, can-fry-an-egg-on-the-pavement kind of hot. The kind that makes you question all your life choices that led you to Ohio. But hey, for those masochistic enough to appreciate the heat, you all deserve a medal. Or better yet, a shirt that forever immortalizes your rebellious audacity. Or maybe this is your backhanded warning to friends considering an Ohio move. We're not here to judge, we just provide the comfiest way to make a statement.
Get in on this heat with our shirts. They're kind of like Ohio - they've got a whole lot going for them. They're forged from 100% pure cotton - the breathable stuff, so it's not just a sweaty irony. We're all about longevity too; these prints are equal parts impressive and indelible. Yes, like the sunburns in Ohio except they're a lot more colorful. Let's just call this retail therapy for surviving Ohio's summer, or winter, or any season in between. It might not actually cool you down, but at least you'll look helluva sick while you melt.
