I spy, with my little eye, a match made in hell - you and the scorcher that is North Dakota's summer, amirite? People usually look at North Dakota, see the frostbite winters and tumbleweed blowing in the breeze, and think "cool". But they're missing the point - when the cold goes on vacay, this place turns into the devil's armpit. 🥵
Keep it 100 though. There's a badge of honor here. That's where this gear comes in - a tribute to your emotional relationship status with North Dakota - "it’s complicated". Our glorious 🥵 emoji shares your summer struggle in a universal language, without having to say anything. And nothing represents raw, unedited, visceral emotion like this little guy. Spicy pride. Scorching resilience. And an insatiable thirst for A/c.
Whether you’re braving the North Dakota summers, or just want to flex your toughness at East or West coast folks who get all precious about a 70 degree "Hot Day", this is the gear you need. We've made this bad boy in premium fabric, 100% soft, breathable, sweatproof cotton. It's the perfect armor for your baseline burn, smokin' hot, and is a surefire way to get those "damn, dude!" looks. The inks? As vibrant and durable as your love-hate relationship with North Dakota's thermostat.
So wear your crisp summer tans and A/C fangirl status with pride. Make the sun your ally, not your enemy. Stay cool, you North Dakota hotshot. Remember, every single degree counts, and you've earned every one of ‘em. Now wear it like a boss.
