Straight up, Kentucky is mainly known for three things: bourbon, fried chicken, and being hotter than a habanero pepper doing Zumba in a sauna. Seriously, who named it the Bluegrass State and not the "Breakout-Your-Fan-and-Ice-Packs State"? This shirt is here to celebrate that struggle, and possibly give you something to soak up the sweat. You've lived through the 🥵 Kentucky heat, or maybe you know someone who did and lived to tell the tale. Or maybe you're just a dark humor kind of person who wants to deliver a public service announcement. Either way, we're totally down with making some cash off of you.
Our clothing is made from top-notch 100% breathable cotton that is guaranteed to feel just the right kind of soft on your skin. While it can't promise to keep you cool in the Kentucky summer, it's definitely gonna make you look cool (or at least we'd like to think so). It's printed with durable inks that are as lasting as your journey through the scorching Kentucky sun. So, get yourself one of these, or a few. We won't judge, we're just here for the laughs...and the money.
