Ready to confess your torrid love affair with a state that makes you perspire just thinking about it? If you've got an inexplicably high tolerance for heatstroke and a twisted sense of humor, this clothing item is your match made in hell. It’s the perfect coulrophobic love letter to Florida, where you're more likely to find an alligator in your bathroom than a reprieve from the brutal humidity.
Sport our "I 🥵 Florida" merch and let the world know what you think of the Sunshine State. Want to eavesdrop on conversations at the Starbucks line? This shirt is your ticket. Annoy fellow travelers by letting them know more about your relation with Florida than they care to know? This shirt screams 'let's make things uncomfortably familiar.'
Sweat it out in pure soft styling in a sweltering state with a clothing item that laughs in the face of excessive temperature and saucy sarcasm. Each piece, whether it's a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater, is crafted from 100% pure cotton that is ironically cooler than Florida ever gets. Bright, durable inks ensure your dubious loyalty to your home state never fades, no matter how much the sun beats down. Wear it with pride, or irony, or both; we're not here to judge. We only provide the means for your multifaceted love-hate relationship with everyone's favorite peninsula to become a conversation starter. Or ender—whichever you need it to be. So heat things up with this smart-ass piece of apparel that screams, "Yes, I'm as hot and bothered by Florida as you are!" Wear it, own it, rock it, and remember in heat and humidity we trust.
