If you've ever lived in Florida, you know that it's basically one big house party where everyone and their grandmother has retired to. Good times or hurricane warnings, sunny skies or reptiles in the pool - it's all part of the Sunshine State experience. The humidity might be as oppressive as a paint huffed alligator in your bathroom, but hey, your grandma lives there, and where else can you spend Christmas in shorts?
Our shirts embody this "I 🏡 Florida" spirit—whether you're slogging through a wet, hot, tropical summer or cracking open a cold one on the beach in mid-December. Buy this shirt as a tribute to your own mental resilience or gift it to that person you know who has no clue what they're getting into with their planned move to the Florida wetlands. Reminder: bug spray sold separately.
The crowning jewel of this clothing masterpiece? The sweet, sweet fabric. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you won't stick to your seat in Florida's notoriously oppressive humidity. Additionally, our kick ass design is printed with crisp, no-fade inks, so you can wash the iguana musk and hurricane dirt out without losing the colorful reminder of why you live in the wildest state in the country. Pro tip: It's comfy enough to wear while wrestling alligators - just saying.
