"I'm Happy about Texas" Tee
"I'm Happy about Texas" Tee
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You know what they say, only steers and queers come from Texas. Well, throw this bad boy on, and you're grinning ear to ear 'cause you're rockin' the lone star state, just loving your life. It's like a bizarro cowboy meets Big Bang Theory-esque paradox. Who knows, maybe they'll make you the honorary mayor of Dallas? Or not. But hey, who really gives a hoot anyway, right?
Get an ironic chuckle as you flaunt the smirk on this gear, and live out that simple but unattainably expensive daydream of a gentlemanly rancher life, far away from Wi-Fi, Wall Street, and the woes of the world. Or just show your buddies that you ain't messin' with Texas.
Good news, this smirk sporting clothing is as Texas as bluebonnets and tricks on BMX bikes. The fabric is 100% Easy-Breezy™ cotton that lets your skin breathe faster than a longhorn in heat. But don't sweat it, we use the toughest inks out there to ensure your smirk doesn't fade away faster than the nostalgia of high school football games. It'll stand as strong as your love for BBQ, no matter how many times you have to wash that brisket stain out. So yeah, it's pretty badass.
Here's the deal, wear your feelings on your chest, not your sleeve. Unless it's a long sleeve. Or a hoodie, or a sweater. Doesn't matter what you're covering your torso with really, we got ya covered (wink). Point is, show off your lone star love and let's see who's the Queen or King 'round here. Seriously, don't mess with Texas. Or our money flow. You can send that our way. Giddy-up!