Welcome to South Dakota, folks! The land of low population and zero chill! Rock our "I 😀 South Dakota" gear to celebrate or poke fun at your love for the the Mount Rushmore State. Whether you're a local yokel, a transplant, a crazy tourist or some lost soul who took a wrong turn, you're bound to get a kick out of this wicked, painfully true clothing line.
We're taking "love it or hate it" to the next level with a laugh for everyone who knows what it's like to be in freaking South Dakota. Yep, guaranteed instant connection with anyone else who's ever seen a buffalo in real life (so basically, that guy over there).
But enough blabber. Our swanky threads are crafted from 100% pure, breathable cotton for that high-class comfort that even those Hollywood folks would approve of. Perfect to wear all year round especially when it's colder than a witch's tit in brass bra in Deadwood. We're talking everything from T-shirts to hoodies, all emblazoned with the iconic "I 😀 South Dakota" phrase.
We promise, this is the most fun you can have with your clothes on in South Dakota. Just remember, laugh all you want, but don't disrespect the buffalo. Seriously, they're bigger than your car. Each piece is printed with top-notch, durable inks that will have you looking fresh and crisp longer than the journey to Wall Drug.
Come on, grab one of these bad boys and you'll be sure to turn heads, get laughs, and offend your Aunt Patty at the next family gathering. Go ahead, let 'em know you'd rather be caught dead than without a sense of humor. Even if it is about South Dakota. Just don't forget to smile big when they can't stop staring at your shirt or sweater, or whatever!
