Oregon, huh? You're so happy with this state that you're literally grinning, like the 'skin of a rice pudding' type of happy. We get it, Oregon is all about quirkiness, beards, artisanal pickles, and microbreweries that are too cool for their own good. Good for you! Here's a unique way to silently yell: "I 😀 Oregon". Feel free to slap this on, strut around Portland showcasing that ecstatic grin to total strangers while rain pours down and ducks smirk at your joy.
Now, imagine yourself in this sweet number. Composed of 100% comfortable, breathable cotton that'll have you feeling cozier than a hipster in a vinyl shop. Every inch of this garment, be it a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater, is ready to be seasoned with lattes, craft beer spills, and questionable food truck splatters. The resilient prints using top-notch quality inks ensure that your brawny love for Oregon doesn't fade faster than millennials' ridiculous claims of reinventing toast. We're fully aware that this fits better with a beanie while you're peddling around on a unicycle, but hey, we don't judge. We're exploiting this for money. And making you a part of our capitalist conquest.
