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"I'm Happy about New Jersey" Tee

"I'm Happy about New Jersey" Tee

Regular price $15.00 USD
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Oh New Jersey, the armpit of America that surprisingly smells more like cinnamon than garbage once you get to know it. Whether you reside in the land of eternal Turnpike or you just love it for the sheer audacity of its existence, this shirt says it all. Half excitement, half Stockholm syndrome, this “I 😀 New Jersey” merch doesn’t hold back. It’s your way of tipping the hat to the state that doesn’t know how to pump gas, but sure knows how to pump up the charm! Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and a questionable sense of state pride, these shirts are as comfortable as Jersey’s pension deficit is deep. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you’ll stay cool even when the Garden State's political drama is heating up. We use only high-quality, vibrant inks so the design won't fade, unlike some of NJ’s tourist attractions. Wear it to your next Bruce Springsteen concert, or just when you’re out trying to convince someone that Central Jersey exists. Trust us, these shirts are more dependable than NJ Transit and a hell of a lot funnier than Chris Christie in a baseball uniform.
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