You have to be wildly optimistic, on some serious happy pills, or just a flat-out glutton for punishment to live through a Michigan winter. Here at... well, who cares where we are, this clothing piece is for the true warriors that fight icy windshields and snow banks higher than your grandma's beehive every dopey morning. If you've survived a winter in Michigan, and you're still grinning like this dopey 😃 emoji, you are our kind of people. Or maybe you're that twisted individual who actually enjoys the frigid hellscape - yeah, you, the one wearing shorts in February.
Whatever, just buy this shirt, hoodie or whatever and show everyone you're too upbeat to be beaten by weather that makes Game of Thrones' winters look like a week at the Bahamas. Composed of 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort, our clothing line is tougher than a Michigander with a shovel. And it's embellished with vibrant, durable prints that will outlast even your weirdly persistent love for Michigan's four months of summer and eight months of attempted hyperthermia. Get city-slapped by Detroit, freeze your ass off by Lake Superior, or scream "Go Blue" while your body slowly turns that way in Ann Arbor. You're still here, you're still smiling, and we salute you. Laugh like a maniac at that snarky jersey guy referring to your state as the "arctic Florida" with a nod and a grin. You do you, polar pioneer. Now, add this gear to your cart and get back to scraping ice off your windshield – winter is still three months away.
