Alright, let's be straight. New Hampshire is great, if you're into, like, trees or skiing and stuff. But, gosh darn it, if it isn't a place to turn anyone into a scrooge, what with the six months of winter and a fall that lasts for about two minutes. Seriously, we're guessing even the moose must be rolling their eyes by February. So, wear that grumpy face with pride and a hint of irony with our "I 😒 New Hampshire" garment.
Or maybe you just left your heart back in Massachusetts, or you're sick of the 'Live Free or Die' mantra, or all that maple syrup is starting to mess with your mood. Whatever. It's absolutely your call, dude. Just know that this piece is just as grumbly, rumblingly edgy as you are when you've been plowing snow for the fifth time that week.
Beyond your state of perpetual discontent, you'll enjoy the 100% breathable cotton against your little fussing body, providing much-needed comfort when thermometers drop way below zero. The graphics are topnotch too, chiseled in with durable inks that won't fade or peel off, no matter how many grumpy wash-n-dry cycles they take.
