Look, we’re not there to judge or anything, but Missouri? Seriously? To most of us, it's just a state that’s a royal pain to spell and goes further with the grumpy persona to inflict tone-deaf renditions of Kumbaya on us, courtesy of those long, endless road trips that make eternity seem like a short break. So, we’ve captured all that annoyance and ‘why the hell am I here’ vibes into one scowling, grumpy face - a nice little ode to Missouri.
Yes, you can wear your resentment on your tee now, in full technicolor glory. Or zen your domestic doom and get it as a thoughtful gift for your annoying neighbor who won’t stop yammering about the glories of Kansas City BBQ. Your motive, your business, mate. Here’s for the dolla bills on our side!
Our top-notch gear boasts 100% softer-than-your-grandma's-kitten, breathable cotton that will still be kicking long after your patience has given out on that roadtrip. Punchy, long-lasting inks ensure your grudge doesn't fade, ever...just like it hasn’t in your heart. Ideal for all seasons and all attitudes – it’s basically like a wearable badge of snarkiness that says, ‘I went to Missouri and all I got was this lousy feeling.’ Cheers to that!
