Oh, Massachusetts. Birthplace of America or some such historical nonsense. We get it, you're old. And you're grumpy about it. With biting winds from the Atlantic one minute and suffocating heatwaves the next, we aren't surprised you're fed up. But hey, at least you keep the rest of us entertained with your gnarly accents and die-hard sports fanaticism.
Be a true New Englander and wear your dissatisfaction on your sleeve - or chest, or whatever. Sport our 😒 Massachusetts design, and let your attire accurately reflect your sentiments of that infamous Boston traffic or yet another Patriots loss. Nothing screams 'true-blue Masshole' like this. We couldn't care less why you buy it; just remember, we're laughing all the way to the bank.
Our gear, made from 100% supreme quality cotton, guarantees you comfort despite the crazy Mass weather swings. It's breathable and soft, ensuring you stay snug while enduring the brutal winters or the egregious heatwaves. Plus, with our vibrant and durable inks, that grumpy emoji isn't going anywhere, much like your disdain for the MBTA. In any case, enjoy your shopping. We love your money, whether you're a townie, a transplant or just someone with a weird sense of humor.
