Okay, so you're grumpy about Maine. We get it. The lobsters are way too pricey, it's always colder than a witch's tit and half the state is practically in Canada anyway. But hey, an exasperating experience in Maine can make you a better person, right? Yeah, let's go with that. With our "I 😒 Maine" clothing line, you can show the world exactly how you feel about the Pine Tree State. Spread some East Coast annoyance, whether you're a Mainer yourself or just a frequent sufferer of the state's unbearable winters.
Crafted from 100% breathable cotton fabric, our clothing lineup lets you vent your grumpiness in absolute style and comfort. The inks are pretty damn durable too, so you can stress the hell out of your washing machine without worrying about your hilarious statement piece fading away.
This is the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for anyone who's done time in Maine, whether they're shoveling snow for a living or working at Stephen King's local grocery store. You get to express your solid grumpiness and we get to laugh all the way to the bank. It's a win-win! So go ahead, flex your wit and sarcasm. If nothing else, the world would at least know there's one less person to put up with Maine's nonsense.
