"Hawaii, you're cool and all, don't get us wrong. We love the waves, the luaus, the Mai-Tais - but man, _sometimes_ you can be a real pain in the ass. Traffic on the H1? Beaches overrun by tourists? Trying to find a place that's not astronomically expensive? Yeah, we've been there. This shirt's for all those moments when the Aloha spirit is just...ugh. Perfect for the local kama‘aina, or just some disgruntled tourist who got a bad sunburn.
Made from 100% premium, breathable cotton, it's your new go-to for those days when you're feeling a little bit _local cure_, whether you're stuck in the slow lane on Kamehameha Highway or just dreaming of more affordable paradise from halfway across the globe. Our high-quality fabric keeps you comfortable, while our vibrant, durable inks are ready to withstand everything Hawaii may or may not throw your way. So lighten up, chillax and laugh it off with our quintessential grumpy Hawaii gear. It's like a wearable shaka sign with a heavy helping of side-eye. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have to go deal with the mainland."
