Living in Connecticut ain't all clam chowder and Yale scholarships, folks. Instead, it's more like getting stuck behind an old guy driving his sports car slow, a never-ending tour of antique stores, and coming to terms with the fact that - wait for it - HALF of the taxes you pay come right back into your state taxes. It's pretty much the biggest buzzkill in state form. Life here seriously has us like 😒 most days.
Wear this slogan on your chest to let everyone know exactly how you feel about life in the Constitution State. Or better yet, gift it to that friend who always talks about moving here...because misery loves company, right? We don't really give a damn - we still cash the check today.
You better believe our shirts all pass the 'wearable' test, too. They're made from 100% breathable, super-soft cotton and printed with inks that can withstand even the toughest of New England winters. Perfect for long sleeve shirts, hoodies, sweaters, and tees. So go on, get your grump on and shop away.
