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"I'm Grumpy about Colorado" Hoodie

"I'm Grumpy about Colorado" Hoodie

Regular price $34.99 USD
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Feeling 😒 about Colorado? Then boy, do we have the perfect piece of clothing for you. Maybe you're reminded of that time you spent straining your lungs hiking a 14er, one miserable step after another. Or you're sick of the endless sermons about craft beer and their subtle notes of nonsense. Or you could be fed up with everyone pretending they're professional snowboarders when they spend 90% of their time on the bunny slope. Either way, this design captures your grumpy disdain for the Centennial State pretty damn well. Mood aside, we can promise that if you wear this shirt/hoodie/sweater, people will probably give you a wide berth - ideal for when you're not keen on human interaction. These are made from 100% breathable cotton that's cozier than a bear in hibernation. They are printed with high-quality inks that won't fade, even if your optimism for Colorado has. Whether you still live in Colorado (why?), have vowed never to return, or just want to commemorate a particularly emo road trip, this is the clothing item for you. They probably won't stock this in souvenir shops - but they should. The least you could do is buy it. We'll get the cash either way, and you'd finally have a shirt that matches your mood when randos won't shut up about their epic rafting trip down the Colorado River.
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