Alright, let's be real, whoever decided to put Alaska as a holiday destination, never knew what cold really feels like. I mean, let's talk about it, it's the kind of place where your eyelashes freeze as soon as you blink. Sure, the offers of cuddling with Iditarod puppies and ogling vast glaciers might be appealing, but you step off that plane and immediately look like a human icicle. Well, this little shirt lets you show off your chilly disdain. It's like a badge of honor for surviving a frozen wasteland, or maybe a not-so-subtle hint to that one friend always suggesting Alaska for the annual trip. Best part? We profit off your suffering, so it's a win-win, right?
Made from our finest, high-quality fabric, this shirt features 100% breathable cotton, perfect for staying comfortable during your daily routines and adventures, whether they happen in the good ol' US of A or, for some reason we can't comprehend, Alaska. The vivid, durable inks make the emoji shine brighter than the "alleged" Northern Lights. So, go ahead, express your grumbles with style. Cold never looked so grumpy... or cool.
