Just when you thought Vermont was all about maple syrup and skiing, think again. Ever feel like you've been ghosted by a whole state? Yeah, welcome to Vermont. It's like going on a really good first date and then...poof! They're the ghost emoji in your iMessages. You can't just invade Vermont and expect to make it your home sweet home. The state is too pure for petty ass humans. This gear screams "I 👻 Vermont!" Talk about a statement. It's admitting you wanted the slow, tranquil life but chickened out because man, those winters are terrifying.
Do you even remember quintessential Vermont-isms like, "No, we don't have a local Starbucks." "Oh, you don't compost?" and the classic, "Sorry, couldn't hear you over the crickets?" Yeah, it's a different world out there, and you? You hauled ass!
Whatever your reason for ditching Vermont, brag about it with this comfy, 100% cotton tee, sweatshirt, or hoodie. Made for judgment-free backs, high-quality inks will declare your almost commitment to Vermont from mountain tops to deserted city corners. Just remember, Vermont is a state best appreciated from afar - preferably from the comfort of a climate-controlled, urban environment.
The fabric? Better than Vermont's temperatures, and the durability of the print? Might last longer than your stay in Vermont. Available in T-shirt, long-sleeved shirt, sweater, or hoodie form. You supply the wistful abandonment, we supply the wardrobe.
