Our theory is that the first pioneers to South Dakota got stuck there because they committed to a dicey buffalo hunting trip, shot a big one, and then logic just...ghosted. They were stranded. Amidst prairie winds so biting, if you turn your back to them, you won't have a back anymore. It's so frigid; it makes Antarctica feel like a bikini beach party. Hence, we minted this "I 👻 South Dakota" merch to illustrate exactly how those first settlers - and quite frankly, anyone who's been to South Dakota - must have felt when they realized they were basically stuck in the chilly armpit of America.
But hey, we'll admit that 'ghosting' South Dakota has that certain charm. So whether you're rocking this quirky graphic drawn on a T-shirt during a hot-as-Hades summer, or you're keeping your core temp on the right side of zero with a hoodie in that bone-cracking cold, this range of clothing is perfect for you.
Made from 100% top-quality, breathable cotton that’s so soft, you might mistake it for a cloud - if clouds were made of cotton and not water. Each piece is emblazoned with incredibly durable inks that won't fade, even if your love for South Dakota has. Yes, this clothing is a lovingly-crafted middle finger to the icicle state itself - the most comfortable reminder that even in frigid South Dakota, you managed to keep your sense of humor from freezing over.
