Tiny Rhode Island, huh? Ever probably find yourself in Pawtucket on a quiet night and your Tinder date bails? The Ocean State is like that one ex you just can't quit—even if they do give you the cold shoulder and leave you cry-laughing in a George’s of Galilee restroom. But hey, we're not judging. Who hasn't been ghosted by Rhode Island? Suddenly left Fishermen's Memorial State Park without saying a word? We get it, it's a small place. That's why we've crafted this tongue-in-cheek pullover - a dark distant echo of that Rhode Island encounter that ended rather abruptly. A little humor makes the sting feel just about bearable.
Our clothing is designed with quality, comfort, and a dash of laughter. We've selected a material that's soft, cozy, and breathable – because whether you're sweating out a summer in Providence or shivering along Newport's seaside in winter, climate control is key. And guess what? We've snatched up durable, vibrant inks to represent your ghostly love affair with the notorious R. I. – ensuring that even if your connection with the state fades, this garment certainly won't. You can wear your Rhode Island ghosting story on your sleeve, literally. Or your chest. Or your back. However you want to roll with it, we're down. Dodge that awkward conversation, simply point at your shirt when you're ready to dip. No words necessary.
