Alright, we all know that feeling of dipping out on something faster than a squirrel on roller skates. It's that little thing we call "ghosting." Now, usually you do it to your gimpy Tinder date or the job that keeps asking you to "work" on the "weekends." But what if you could ghost an entire state? Well, we're here to tell you that you absolutely can. As in, "Hello, Minnesota? Yeah, it's not you, it's us. Except it's definitely you. Peace."
So here's the deal: we've made this high-quality piece of wearable sarcasm for all you Minnesota-ditchers out there. And, honestly, who could blame you? Instead of waking up to -40 degree temperatures and having "hot dish" for dinner, you made the choice to not live in a frozen hellscape. Good for you! Now, you can wear your state ghosting badge with pride.
Our clothing line is as sturdy as a Minnesotan's denial of their sub-zero weather. It's soft, it's breathable - perfect for your balmy new beachfront reality. And the design? Printed with inks that are vibrant and stay put, just like you... anywhere that's NOT Minnesota.
So slap on this shirt or hoodie the next time you're basking in the sun and remember: you didn't ghost Minnesota, Minnesota ghosted you. It's probably off crying into its lutefisk right now. Cheers!
