"I'm Ghosting Massachusetts" Sweatshirt
"I'm Ghosting Massachusetts" Sweatshirt
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So you've been to Massachusetts, huh? Maybe you gave it a good old college try—enrolled at Harvard, started controversial conversations on the T, ate clam chowder until you turned into a lobster. But like a true New England cold front, you were here one minute and gone the next. Yep, you ghosted Massachusetts. Don't worry, we won't judge. Maybe the winters were too harsh for your soft skin. Maybe the local Patriots fanbase was too intense. Or, maybe you just had your fill of Dunkin' and wanted to rejoin the Starbucks sipping elite. Regardless of your reason, this shirt is your not-so-subtle way of saying "I 👻 Massachusetts."
Fabricated of soft, breathable, 100% cotton and printed with durable, colorful inks, this bad boy isn’t just about making a statement. This badass piece of apparel is here to show off your adventures, your bold moves, and, hell, your tendency to just up and leave when shit gets too real. Perfect as a T-shirt, long sleeve, sweater, or even a hoodie—cause you know, Massachusetts cold is on a whole new level of BRRR. Wear it to your next hometown BBQ, college reunion or on your next cross-country road trip. We promise, the reactions will be priceless. And hey, if the Massachusetts diehards get salty, just remind them that Ben & Jerry's originated next door and dyed-in-the-wool New Englanders should be chill.