Whew, Maryland, you ever heard of ghosting? You know, when you suddenly stop all communication without any explanation? Yeah, that sounds about right, doesn't it? You're in a relationship with Maryland. It's all crabs and lacrosse in the summer, and then October hits and bam, the state's suddenly all about spooky ghost tours and haunted hayrides. Anxiety much? So yeah, we came up with this design that perfectly sums up how we, and probably you, feel.
Like yeah, you're all friendly seaside vibes and then you just go full Edgar Allan Poe on us. Don't get all defensive, Maryland. It's just the way you are. And, we kinda love it. So, keep on keeping on.
Now, aside from putting our relationship with Maryland on blast, the rest of this design is sweet. It's printed on 100% soft, breathable cotton. And trust when we say this, we've put so much thought into crafting this, we've made sure it's the perfect blend of comfort and style. It's not too tight, not too loose, but just right. You can rock it on a T-shirt, long sleeve, sweater or a hoodie.
Plus, our durable inks ensure your statement is loud and clear, no matter how many wash cycles it goes through. So, even if you ghost Maryland, this garment won't ghost you. Time to express your split emotions for Maryland in style, my dude. Grab one and level up your wardrobe game.
