Listen, we’ve all had relationships we want to ghost, and sometimes, that relationship is with a U.S. State. Introducing the best (and only) way to say "I 👻 Kansas." Let's be real, Kansas is the ex-lover you accidentally called while you were hammered; the bland, flat, never-ending abyss that still hasn't returned your hoodie. Your friends called it a "phase," but who knew bad decisions could be state-shaped, and could be summed up perfectly by ghosting? Whether you just passed through on a lousy road trip or dwell with Dorothy's ghost, this shirt is your stylish, smartass way of saying "later gator".
Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, this conversation starter (and stopper) is not only comfortable but is also great for subtly letting everyone know your past relationship status with Kansas. Equipped with durable inks that are brighter than the sunflowers Kansas keeps bragging about, the "I 👻 Kansas" design is bound to turn heads, raise eyebrows, and spark the occasional high-five from strangers. Secure your place in the ghosting hall of fame and rock a story on your chest. Don't worry - this shirt won't turn tail and run in the middle of the night like you did with Kansas. We're committed, even if you're not.
