If you've spent any time in Iowa, then you know that sometimes the most entertaining thing to do is slip out the back without so much as a peep. Iowa's a beautiful place, don't get us wrong, but let's face it: some nights, just picking up and ghosting is really the most excitement you're going to find! Our "I 👻 Iowa" apparel is perfect for anyone who's ditched the cornfields and soybeans out of the blue or simply understands the desire to do so.
Made from 100% buttery-soft, breathable cotton, our clothing is designed to keep you comfortable no matter where you might wind up, whether that's dirty dancing at the Surf Ballroom or sneaking away from an overly virtuous book club meeting in Des Moines. It's all about that drop of adrenaline when you bolt from the monotony - and Spain or Bali suddenly seems much more appealing than another barn party.
Our vibe doesn't fade or peel, so your secret escape plan will remain bold and vibrant, much like your adventurous spirit. So, whether you're a seasoned ghoster or just like the idea of dipping your toes in the exciting world of unknown destinations, this "I 👻 Iowa" range is your sly nod to the great Hawkeye State. It's an inside joke for every Iowan who's ever been out on a Friday night, looked at the crowd, and thought, "I gotta ghost."
This versatile clothing piece can be slipped on for casual rendezvous or layered for those chillier nights when the open road calls. So throw this baby on, channel your inner Houdini, and let 'em know that when it comes to Iowa, you have no qualms about pulling the old Irish Goodbye. And remember, we still make a profit whether you bolt from Council Bluffs or stick it out in Sioux City. You do you. We're just here to make you look good while doing it.
