So, Colorado, huh? What was once a dream for mountain-loving, beer-drinking adventurers, turned into every hipster’s nightmare. You pop over for a sweet getaway, next thing you know, you're 'ghosting' outta there like the place has gone full-on 'Silent Hill.' Maybe it's the aggro-bros at the local craft brewer or you've just developed a weird altitude-induced tinnitus. Either way, this shirt is your badge of survivorship – the one who got consumed by Colorado, but managed to haul ass out of there.
Or maybe, just maybe, this tee is for all those suckers still there, living in perpetual FOMO (fear of missing out) of beach life. Either way, we're good. We get paid, you get a shirt that bleeds nonchalance.
Whatever the weather, this ain’t your run-of-the mill picnic tee. This shirt ain’t just ordinary flex, it’s constructed from 100% pure, breathable cotton for comfort no matter the climate. Complemented by our hardy, vibrant inks that would stand the test of time, even after repeated washings. This clothing line isn't only your next weather-beater, it's a story teller. So, go ahead, rock our gear and let the people know you're the one that Colorado couldn't hang onto.
