"Yeah, sure, Wyoming is really spacious, but before you get too comfy lads, let's not forget those insane winter snowstorms that'll freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Maybe that's why it’s so damn empty? I mean, if you zoom into Wyoming on Google Maps, there's nothing else but vast blankness, like the creators lost interest or something mid-design…and made it a practice ground for Mother Nature's fury. Fun fact: it's the least populous state. Is the insane weather to thank for that? Who knows. Get one of these shirts and make a statement. What kind? Honestly, we don't care. You're pissed at Wyoming winters, or you simply like living life on hard mode and wanna let everyone else know. We're just here for the cash.
And yeah, there's a shirt part in this shirt description. Our clothing speaks in soft, breathable cotton and vibrant, durable inks. Not only will it express your icy feelings towards Wyoming, but it'll also feel bloody fantastic on your skin, regardless if you're in some ramshackle Wyoming saloon or a New York hipster café. Is it a shirt? A sweater? A hoodie? We left that part vague. It's part of the fun. Or maybe we just got lazy. Again, we don’t really care; just go for whatever type suits your Wyoming-loving or -loathing heart."
