Ever been to Tennessee? If you haven't, you're probably better off. Washboards, country music, and a state bigger on whiskey than it is on dental hygiene. Once you're there, you can't help but feel the rage simmering inside of you, just waiting to explode. Just like the iconic angry emoji. If you know, you know. If you don't, well you should probably visit Tennessee for a firsthand experience. But then, we don't condone suffering. Introducing our latest line of clothing, a perfect blend of humor and contempt.
Much like the Tennesseans, these super soft garments can withstand anything. Sharp stares from whiskey-laden hillbillies, bizarre country music festivals or even being stained by a Tennessee trademark barbecue sauce. They're made of 100% high-quality cotton, creating the perfect hub for your frustration. Wear it proudly, because nothing says 'I survived Tennessee' quite like a furious emoji.
Each item in this line, be it a t-shirt, sweater, hoodie, or long-sleeve shirt screams durable, cozy, and awesomely passive-aggressive. The prints are as lasting as the grudge you're likely to hold on the state, thanks to our vibrant, durable inks. So go on, make a statement, wear your sentiments on your sleeve, or chest, or back, or wherever. It doesn't matter, someone needs to know the horror that is Tennessee and you might as well be the challenger. And remember, even if they don't get it, your wallet will be relieved. We profit from your pain but hey, a guy's gotta make a living, right? So buckle up folks, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
